Bite me!

"We have to convince the little housewife out there 

that the tomato that ate the family pet is not dangerous."

-- Attack of the Killer Tomatoes!

Killer tomato 10-22-13

"Last year, more people were killed by automobile accidents, 

heart attacks, lung cancer, and natural causes combined 

than by any one tomato."

-- Attack of the Killer Tomatoes!

"Give the victim sympathy and the biter a clear message 

this is an unproductive way of getting attention."

-- "Put a stop to biting ...", SuperNanny.co.uk

"A tomato may be a fruit, but it is a singular fruit.

A savory fruit.

A fruit that has ambitions far beyond

the ambitions of other fruits."

--E. Lockhart,
The Disreputable History of Frankie Landau-Banks

This face tickles me so much I can't even stand it.

Seriously.

I can't even stand it.

Don't get fresh with me

"Sonny, true love is the greatest thing in the world.

Except for a nice MLT: a mutton, lettuce and tomato sandwich,

where the mutton is nice and lean and the tomato is ripe.

They're so perky, I love that."

-- Miracle Max, The Princess Bride

Homegrown tomato faces with jiggle eyes 8-6-13

"Knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit.

Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad."

-- Miles Kington

"You like potato and I like potahto,

You like tomato and I like tomahto;

Potato, potahto, tomato, tomahto!

Let's call the whole thing off!

But oh! If we call the whole thing off,

Then we must part.

And oh! If we ever part,

Then that might break my heart!"

-- George and Ira Gershwin, "Let's Call the Whole Thing Off"

 

 

Gotta love it when Mother Nature gives me a fresh face.

 

And when she plants one right under my nose ...

 

of course I pick it.