Showing posts with label Son Gohan. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Son Gohan. Show all posts

Wednesday, April 10, 2013

Bruiser

“Some bruises you wear like badges of honour: 
when you got it playing rugby, or quad racing, or falling off something while drunk, 
no opportunity is lost to show off a good contusion. 
A bruise inflicted by someone else, however, is a whole other story: 
it's like a big flashing arrow marking you out as punchable."
                                                                                                             -- Paul Murray

Son Gohan and Joe 4-10-13
There's a new troublemaker causing a ruckus here at A Face A Day.

His name is Son Gohan and he's a character from a Japanese manga series called "Dragon Ball."
I only know this information because I looked him up on the Internet.
I don't really know anything about manga, or anime. Nor do I care. All I know is that I got a pretty angry action figure for 99 cents at the thrift store.

His face looks like this.

All the time.

Son Gohan 4-10-13

His arms move a little bit, but they don't go all the way down, so he's always got his dukes up, like he's perpetually looking for a fight -- or perpetually in a fight -- constantly throwing, or blocking, a punch. Also, he twists at the torso, but his legs don't move, so his stance is fixed and rigid.

Sadly, there are people in the world who are a lot like that.

People who are perpetually looking for a fight. People who are forever stuck in a fixed and rigid stance.

Inflexible people.

Angry people. 

With angry faces.

He and Joe got into a bit of a scrap.
Actually, Son Gohan kind of beat the shit out of Joe.
But it's all good. Joe's tough. Joe's flexible. He'll bounce back.