I mustache you a question, but I'll shave it for later.

 

 “Life is great. Cheese makes it better.”

--Avery Aames, The Long Quiche Goodbye

Self portrait with cheesy mustache 6-12-13

“If my love were a bagel, I’d put cream cheese on it.
But it’s not a bagel, so I just put cheddar on top.
Would you like to try a sample?
”

-- Jarod Kintz, This Book Has No Title 

This s*** is bananas. B-A-N-A-N-A-S!

"In nonsense is strength."

                                                               Kurt Vonnegut, Breakfast of Champions

Banana face with jiggle eyes, cutout mouth and a sticker 4-11-13

Banana face (2) with jiggle eyes, cutout mouth and a sticker 4-11-13

“When bananas blush, 

they turn brown, not red. 

And when tomatoes blush, 

you’ve probably said 

something really naughty.
”

                               

   -- Jarod Kintz 

99 Cents For Some Nonsense

Humor me

“Blessed are the cracked, for they shall let in the light.”

                                                                                        -- Groucho Marx 

Self portrait 4-6-13

“I don't trust anyone who doesn't laugh.”

                                                                                  -- Maya Angelou

Self portrait (2) 4-6-13

I don't care how pretty you are.

I don't care how much money you make.

I don't care what you drive.

I don't care what you wear.

I don't care who you know.

I don't care what you do.

I don't care what you're worth.

I  don't care what you drink.

I don't care where you came from.

I don't care where you're going.

I don't care if you fancy girls, or boys, or both, or neither.

I don't care what you believe in.

I don't care if you don't believe in anything.

All I really care about is if you have a sense of humor.

Be it big, brassy, wry, subtle, droll, searing, intellectual, whatever -- 

If you can laugh with me, I'm sure to like you.

If you can laugh at yourself, we'll get along all the better.

Life is hard enough, serious enough, and painful enough already.

If we didn't laugh, we'd probably just cry our eyes out. 

So how about you turn that frown upside-down.
Come on.
Humor me.

I'm totally serious.