Thursday, May 16, 2013

You don't have to rip my face off

“I want to make something of myself. 
I believe it’s called a statue. 

--Jarod Kintz
The Titanic would never have sunk if it were made out of a sink.

Smiling bendy man with magazine cutout statue and a polymer clay face 5-16-13

“Stealing, of course, is a crime, and a very impolite thing to do. 
But like most impolite things, it is excusable under certain circumstances. 
Stealing is not excusable if, for instance, you are in a museum and you decide 
that a certain painting would look better in your house, 
and you simply grab the painting and take it there. 
But if you were very, very hungry, and you had no way of obtaining money, 
it would be excusable to grab the painting, take it to your house, and eat it.”

-- Lemony Snicket, The Wide Window