Friday, September 13, 2013

Stir-fryday the 13th

"You need to give money when someone gives you a knife.
So the bad luck won't cut you.
I wouldn't like it for you to be cut by the bad luck, Jimmy."

--Margaret Atwood, Oryx and Crake

Lemon halves and a bell pepper carcass 9-13-13

Squidward:    You mean you've never heard the story of the ... hash-slinging slasher?

SpongeBob:   The slash-bringing hasher?

Squidward:    The hash-slinging slasher.

SpongeBob:  The sash wringing ... the trash thinging ... mash flinging ... 
                     the flash springing, bringing the crash thinging the ...

Squidward:    Yes. The hash-slinging slasher.

-- SpongeBob SquarePants, "Graveyard Shift"