"We have to convince the little housewife out there
that the tomato that ate the family pet is not dangerous."
-- Attack of the Killer Tomatoes!
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| Killer tomato 10-22-13 |
"Last year, more people were killed by automobile accidents,
heart attacks, lung cancer, and natural causes combined
than by any one tomato."
-- Attack of the Killer Tomatoes!
"Give the victim sympathy and the biter a clear message
this is an unproductive way of getting attention."
-- "Put a stop to biting ...", SuperNanny.co.uk
--E. Lockhart,
The Disreputable History of Frankie Landau-Banks
"A tomato may be a fruit, but it is a singular fruit.
A savory fruit.
A fruit that has ambitions far beyond
the ambitions of other fruits."
--E. Lockhart,
The Disreputable History of Frankie Landau-Banks
This face tickles me so much I can't even stand it.
Seriously.
I can't even stand it.
