Tuesday, October 22, 2013

Bite me!

"We have to convince the little housewife out there 
that the tomato that ate the family pet is not dangerous."

-- Attack of the Killer Tomatoes!

Killer tomato 10-22-13

"Last year, more people were killed by automobile accidents, 
heart attacks, lung cancer, and natural causes combined 
than by any one tomato."

-- Attack of the Killer Tomatoes!

"Give the victim sympathy and the biter a clear message 
this is an unproductive way of getting attention."

-- "Put a stop to biting ...", SuperNanny.co.uk

"A tomato may be a fruit, but it is a singular fruit.
A savory fruit.
A fruit that has ambitions far beyond
the ambitions of other fruits."

--E. Lockhart,
The Disreputable History of Frankie Landau-Banks

This face tickles me so much I can't even stand it.


I can't even stand it.