"I wondered if full-blooded vampires had something like blue balls for their fangs
if they didn't get to feed when they were expecting to.
Like some kind of pseudo-sexual gingivitis."
--Sierra Dean, Grave Secret
|Self portrait 10-17-13|
"Every tooth in a man's head is more valuable than a diamond."
|Self portrait (2) 10-17-13|
"Gingivitis erupts through the gums of plenty of biters."
-- Dope D.O.D, "What Happened?"
"Trips to the dentist --
I like to postpone that kind of thing."
This is me disguised as a vampire with excellent oral hygiene.