Thursday, October 17, 2013

You know the drill

"I wondered if full-blooded vampires had something like blue balls for their fangs
if they didn't get to feed when they were expecting to.
Like some kind of pseudo-sexual gingivitis."

--Sierra Dean, Grave Secret

Self portrait 10-17-13

"Every tooth in a man's head is more valuable than a diamond."

-- Miguel de Cervantes, Don Quixote

Self portrait (2) 10-17-13

"Gingivitis erupts through the gums of plenty of biters."

-- Dope D.O.D, "What Happened?"

"Trips to the dentist --
I like to postpone that kind of thing."

-- Johnny Depp

This is me disguised as a vampire with excellent oral hygiene.