Saturday, June 1, 2013

Naked Barbies in mustaches!


“Different though the sexes are, they inter-mix. 
In every human being a vacillation from one sex to the other takes place, 
and often it is only the clothes that keep the male or female likeness, 
while underneath the sex is the very opposite of what it is above.” 
-- Virginia Woolf


Naked Barbies in mustaches 6-1-13

“I have not lived as a woman. I have lived as a man. 
I've just done what I damn well wanted to, and I've made enough money to support myself, 
and ain't afraid of being alone.” 

-- Katharine Hepburn 

"The wounded child inside many females is a girl who was taught from early childhood 
that she must become something other than herself, 
deny her true feelings, in order to attract and please others.”

-- Bell Hooks, All About Love: New Visions 



In today's edition of Helpful Advice from an Exhausted Insomniac's Addled, Sleep-Deprived Brain ...

Sometimes you've gotta do what you've gotta do just to keep breathing.

If gluing silicone mustaches on naked thrift store Barbies helps to get you through a day without totally losing your shit, then for fuck's sake, please glue silicone mustaches on naked thrift store Barbies.

Because the way I see it, gluing silicone mustaches on naked thrift store Barbies doesn't hurt anybody. It might keep you from hurting yourself. And it's fun for the Barbies!

Here at A Face A Day, that's what we call a "win-win-win".

So if you feel like you might be about to lose your shit, STOP!
Be a win-win-winner, like me, and glue silicone mustaches on naked thrift store Barbies instead!

Next time on Helpful Advice from an Exhausted Insomniac's Addled, Sleep-Deprived Brain, I'll discuss some burning insomniac questions, like "Who the fuck is going to eat all of these cookies?" and "3 a.m. Dilemma: Ironing or pumping iron?"